dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
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This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
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HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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