I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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