we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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