you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
