i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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