Me. At least after what I've been through.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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