She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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