I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
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Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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