I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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