yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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