its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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