Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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