I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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