I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
i just made my gag reflex go away.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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