She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
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Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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