I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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