Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Randomize
