Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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