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i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick

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(818): i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick http://tfl.nu/avb9

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Where are you???

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With some dude on the way to his house to blaze

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You went back to a stranger's house????

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He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.

(310): View more from California

I love LA.

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(310): Where are you??? (210): With some dude on the way to his house to blaze (310): You went back to a stranger's house???? (210): He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc. (310): I love LA. http://tfl.nu/3r8e

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(713): View more from Texas

I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...

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(713): I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way... http://tfl.nu/0604

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.

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(978): Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over. http://tfl.nu/42jf

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step

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(617): I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step http://tfl.nu/7m4i

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split

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(401): I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split http://tfl.nu/416l

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(518): View more from New York

I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.

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(518): I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how. http://tfl.nu/ue8l

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(850): View more from Florida

His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.

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(850): His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend. http://tfl.nu/ofwy

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.

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(781): MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome. http://tfl.nu/90bv

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.

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(828): I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know. http://tfl.nu/l3hv

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(270): View more from Kentucky

It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."

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(270): It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.." http://tfl.nu/em6p

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(804): View more from Virginia

Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!

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(804): Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body! http://tfl.nu/7w2d

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(206): View more from Washington

He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.

(415): View more from California

Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.

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(206): He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit. (415): Use your nursing skills for good, not evil. http://tfl.nu/0k9b

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(631): View more from New York

I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.

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(631): I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth. http://tfl.nu/otea

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(315): View more from New York

I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..

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(315): I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children.. http://tfl.nu/lakp

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