I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
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So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?