theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
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I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
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just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."