I'm going to jail i love you
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
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Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips