i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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