im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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