it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
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you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
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I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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