How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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