I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I wish there were birth control emojis
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Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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