My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
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I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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