But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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