when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
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Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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