Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Randomize
