Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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