You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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