doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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