i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
she smelled like a LAN party
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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