Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm sobbing to NWA
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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