I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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