wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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