I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Are we still banned from the library?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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