How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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