He is such a slut. More and more my type.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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