I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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