it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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