It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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