HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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