I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize
