In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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