ugly people sure do ruin things
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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