We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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