The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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