and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
don't judge my taste in strippers
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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