So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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