OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
we made out on top of his cat.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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