you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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