You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Do you have feelings for this penis?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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