Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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