I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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