i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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